Treasure Trove: Greedy Goblin Horde

A pocket sized tin filled to the brim of backup loot, pocket lint, emergency shiny filled tin of totally legit treasures: 

A tale of the treasure goblin: they are chaotic, greedy and shiny-loving menaces.

In the winding warrens beneath the old hills, where moonlight never quite reaches and echoes hoard their secrets, live the treasure goblins—small, sneaky, and entirely obsessed with shinies. Not gold, mind you (well, also gold), but the curious bits and baubles no one else thinks to prize: a single sequin, a bent key, a mystery marble, bones from miscellaneous road kill, teeth the tooth fairy left behind, bugs, thimbles that were maybe an ancestors, a singular button too pretty to be useful, tiny figurines perhaps imperfect, pocket gems and jewels, and so many more endless combinations of trinkets and baubles. 

And nothing makes their warty little hearts beat faster than the Greedy Goblin Horde—a stash of backup loot, pocket lint treasures, and emergency shinies all wrapped up in one irresistible bundle. It’s their favorite kind of hoard: totally legit, highly questionable, and absolutely essential for any goblin worth their sneer.

They whisper tales of it in the dark: how a single Horde saved a birthday party from disaster, or lured a dragon away with a shiny-encrusted safety pin. Whether buried in pockets, pouches, or hidden under floorboards, the Greedy Goblin Horde is the chaotic, sparkly salvation every goblin (and goblin-hearted human) dreams of. Keep one close—you never know when you’ll need to trade your way out of trouble or charm your way into mischief.